Mum - “What’s Haiku anyway?”
Offspring - “Haiku is a super fast computer system designed for music and film use. You can store your music and films on a special file system that makes finding them a lot easier. It works with all your various gadgets without you knowing it. Your phone will just show up on the screen and you can drag all the photos you took sky diving into a folder for safe keeping. I can do all my music on it and …”
Mum - “I wish you would get a proper job…”
Offspring - “…Oh for gods sake, the bands gonna make it…”
The idea is to try and see if there is a consensus on what makes Haiku special.