Microsoft OS - the world's pervasive virus

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/* the world’s most pervasive computer virus */

#include “macros.h”
#include “holes.h”
#include “oldstuff.h”
#include “windows.h”

#DEFINE INSTALL = AGGRESSIVE

void main(){
while(!crashed){
microsoft_rules_sound_effect();
your_computer_is_at_risk_popup();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_install){
overwrite_mbr();
search_and_destroy_rest_of_previous_os();
}
}
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Sorry, I don’t speak C , but

/Kernel Date: 12 April 1974/ #include "Loads of stuff to shove on top of the kernel to make it newer".h #include "All those features shown in the TV adverts that just slow it down".h #include "Hallucinogenically large page file"

while(User is trying to navigate the incredibly unorganised Windows system folders){
Create random annoying popups and freeze();
Bluescreen();
}